feat: initial VanityOnTour status page

- HTML dashboard with auto-refresh (5min countdown)
- Python checker: HTTP status, SSL expiry, App Store data
- GitHub Actions: runs every 5 min, deploys via FTP to Hostinger
- Monitors 13 services + iOS app + 6 SSL certs

Co-Authored-By: Claude Sonnet 4.6 <noreply@anthropic.com>

.github/workflows/update-status.yml

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+name: Update Status Page
+
+on:
+  schedule:
+    - cron: "*/5 * * * *"   # every 5 minutes
+  workflow_dispatch:          # manual trigger
+
+permissions:
+  contents: write
+
+jobs:
+  update:
+    runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+    steps:
+      - name: Checkout
+        uses: actions/checkout@v4
+
+      - name: Set up Python
+        uses: actions/setup-python@v5
+        with:
+          python-version: "3.12"
+
+      - name: Run status checks
+        run: python3 scripts/check_status.py
+
+      - name: Commit updated status.json
+        run: |
+          git config user.name  "github-actions[bot]"
+          git config user.email "github-actions[bot]@users.noreply.github.com"
+          git add public/status.json
+          git diff --cached --quiet || git commit -m "chore: update status $(date -u '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M UTC')"
+          git push
+
+      - name: Deploy to Hostinger via FTP
+        uses: SamKirkland/FTP-Deploy-Action@v4.3.5
+        with:
+          server:         ${{ secrets.FTP_SERVER }}
+          username:       ${{ secrets.FTP_USERNAME }}
+          password:       ${{ secrets.FTP_PASSWORD }}
+          local-dir:      ./public/
+          server-dir:     /public_html/
+          dangerous-clean-slate: false
+          exclude: |
+            **/.git*
+            **/.git*/**